The first time I heard about QAnon I was riding shotgun in my best friend's car. We were taking a drive to the Massachusetts border to check on a property that would soon be put up for sale. "Did you know that Hillary Clinton is involved in some really evil stuff? They use a pizzaria as a front, but in the basement Hillary, and others are using children as sex slaves, and they push child porn out into the internet. A lot of people are part of this underground society - Senators, Jews, Hollywood, they've all bought in, but you can trace it all back to the Clintons. QAnon is an eye-opening source of information, they're bravery is incredible. If you're not afraid to read the truth, check them out. Google QAnon, Q-A-N-O-N." It wasn't the first time I noticed my friend was veering to a place I deemed unsettling. A couple years before we had met up at a diner near her tony apartment in the city. Her son was back from military school and had showed up in uniform and somewhere between the tuna melts and rice pudding he jumped up from the table and did a goose step clearly for my benefit. My friend had said something about "the Jews" and right on cue he sprung into action with his well-rehearsed hate choreography then plopped himself down with a self-satisfied smirk. My friend's level of admonishment was slight as if her son had burped, or dropped his salad fork. They paid for my sandwich as some sort of consolation but on my long subway ride home to Brooklyn I couldn't shake the event. I called her when I arrived home and probed about her son's disturbing display and her underwhelming response. "Oh, my, GOD - he's a CHILD, Claudia!, I'm sorry you're upset but really, I can't believe we're still talking about this!" It was the first time I had spoken a word, in the moment I was stunned as the 15 year old spun tableside with his F'd up display. "Well, it's incredibly offensive, and you might have a word with him because he doesn't seem to get it. And P.S., He's not a child." She shrugged it off, I could tell from her demeanor and doubted she would circle back with "the child". "Anyway, it's no big deal he's sorry I love you, I'll talk to you later," she rushed me off the phone. I had listened to her ramblings and buy-ins to all sorts of fringe culture, I mistook her interests as a yearning to belong, a quest for knowledge beyond the media's "trusted" sources. And that day in the car I shook my head, inside my head, looking out the window waiting for the conversation to circle back to which farmstand we would stop at on the way home. The truth is I wasn't ready to say goodbye to one of my best friends. A friend that had been always been loyal, extremely generous, caring, and had always been a better friend to me than I had been to her - she was the closest thing I had to a sister. But the year went by, I was seeing post after post on social media - the tenor was ratcheting up. The hate for the girls in the pink pussy hats, those stupid b*tches ordering crocheted hats from Etsy, uploading march selfies on Instagram, her anger made me uncomfortable. Still, I was doubting myself. Where did I stand exactly. Things had gotten so confusing, where did the truth lie? Should I be angrier with the establishment, are the libs fronting? Am I missing the truth? I'd always had so much love and respect for my friend, her intellect, her intelligence, she had never steered me wrong. But one day it became clear that she had jumped the shark a long time ago. I blew up on one of her posts, and an angry death match ensued, some of her friends jumped in to have her back. I unfriended and blocked her and in 30 seconds - undid a 30 year friendship. She called me moments later, I had run from my building trying to get some air - she was clearly blindsided, I'd never uttered a word around her devolving revelations, "what the f*ck is going on with you??" she implored. I started screaming into the phone, I had no idea what I was saying, I couldn't find the words so I hung up mid-sentence - we haven't spoken since. And now that Q is in the forefront, and the source of such horror, disgrace, and death, I remember that scenic drive through New England on that beautiful Fall day. For me it bookmarked a a horrific turning point for our country, a stunning reveal of our violent and ugly underbelly, and the inception of a heart-wrenching loss of an irreplaceable friend.
Sunday, February 14, 2021
Monday, September 7, 2020
THE WOKE WALK BACK
The constant checking of my personal bias was becoming downright exhausting. I was seriously considering burning all my Harley Davidson T-shirts, they simply weren't meeting the moment. The vast collection I had amassed since I was a pre-teen had become an identifier of a small bigoted mind, a foul mouthed blow hard, those black HD tees - were pretty much akin to donning a red baseball cap. A few months after the election - a short, squirrelly man wearing white sneakers two sizes too big, limped across the street, shouting after me, "why you like Trump so much???" I was like, WTF in my head, he just pointed at the tee, I said, "ohhhh" 'n' set him straight. We both had a laugh and mentally high-five-ed over our mutual Trump Hate. A couple years later, now that things in the world, Brooklyn, had accelerant all over it, the orange and black T's weren't how I wanted to represent. But today, the clean t-shirt I found had Harley wings front n back. Agonizing between that and a crisp white Lacoste polo - I went with the more flattering of the two, opting for Bully-Chic vs Clam Bake Glam and headed out to the ATM. There were two machines, I took the open one, looked next to me and said, "hey, how you doin today," it was an NYPD officer. I forgot for a moment The Black Lives Matter movement, all the footage I had seen, how the NYPD Union endorsed Trump and wondered if my pleasantry was warranted. "But she's black, and a female," my brain said as I mentally patted myself on the back. She said in a serious tone, "you be careful out there," as she left. I was pretty sure she wasn't talking about the covid, but referring to the multiple shootings that had been going down around Brooklyn in the last few weeks. I told her to be careful, too and pondered what her experience must be like; being black, female, and a cop. And not necessarily in that order ZING, I surmised, patting myself on the back for my deeper dive. Maybe she liked my HD T-shirt, as the deconstructing of the moment continued, there was so much work to do. But the fact was, people had mistaken me for an off-duty cop on several occasions because of it. I walked into a bodega one night near Coney Island and heard two men speaking to each other excitedly in Spanish, "blah, blah, blah, ICE!! ICE!!" The guy behind the counter took one look at me and reassured them, "No ICE." But as they left they gave me the stink eye just for good measure. And now I was headed downtown. I was questioning my demeanor, my walk, my posture as well. Were my steps like some weird singular formation? My posture too militaristic? I tried to slump a bit, to look less aggressive but I caught my reflection in the mirror and saw an old, tired Jewish lady, and quickly corrected myself. Shoulders back, I headed into an Old Navy to swap out my HD Tee's with some non-redneck, two-for-12 specials. A security guard stood watch as I perused, I took notice and jested, "you think you can outrun me?" He looked me up and down and said, "I dunno, you look like you're in pretty good shape." I was flattered - the shoulders-back posture was already paying off. I was on a sassy roll and smiled, "come on, I think it's safe to say you've got the advantage..." But I was like, "DOH!!" in my head and it was very safe to say I had just said something under bias. Had I offended him with my implication of his athletic superiority based on his blackness and unusually long legs? GAH! I paid at the register and threw him a peace sign on the way out, wondering to myself, what does that even MEAN anymore. "Bye, Honey!" he shouted after me, I was so relieved that we were still friends that the possibly sexist/overly familiar term of endearment - failed to trigger the alarms in my head. Heading on home I passed an NYPD cruiser, two white male officers popped out with no place in particular to go. The young one's cute, I noticed, the other one's kinda looking like Twitchy Trigger Finger Poster Child, my thoughts went unchecked. The young one half checked me out, but both officers ultimately ignored me. They're on the job, I justified, because I was butt hurt the young one passed on saying "hi". But a thirty-something black man wearing Bermuda shorts with tiny embroidered lobsters on 'em approached the corner. The cops lit up, "hey, how ya doin!" but lobster pants ignored the cop's public service greeting. I kinda stood to the side for a while and noticed the PD officers said,"hey, how you doin" to every young black man who walked by. It's profiling, but is it profiling for good? I had the immediate realization I was in wayy over my head - best to shut down my stupid white girl thoughts, I was clearly in the midst of some twisted half-Karen moment. I was exhausted, my bias headspace was spent. Just then I saw a nice young man on a sherbet colored Vespa, I did a double take because it's not every day you see a black dude on a peach colored 150cc scooter with matching topcase. He shouted after me, "HEY! HEY!!" he was stopped at the light as I was crossing the street. I walked over to him and said, "hey, what's up." He was gleefully pointing at the Harley Davidson logo postered on my chest, "ya ride? that's super cool, Lady!" giving me the thumbs up. I gave him the affirmative biker nod as bikers tend to do - we bobble-headed together in silence until the light told him to go. On the way home I thought to myself, I could write a story about all this, but I knew it would end up being all kinds of wrong. A total minefield, I'd be wrong out of the gate, are you ready to piss off your friends? But in a moment of divine intervention a voice said "fuck it!" so I spent the next ten blocks second guessing myself, wondering where the hell I would even begin.