tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1969889331572754402.post3279578191767024958..comments2023-09-06T03:41:00.833-07:00Comments on claudtalks: VENTURE THISclaudiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09800632139218060652noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1969889331572754402.post-30248064476834340692009-03-12T21:20:00.000-07:002009-03-12T21:20:00.000-07:00I am laughing so hard tears are streaming down my ...I am laughing so hard tears are streaming down my faceMelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01950319026938796507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1969889331572754402.post-51909492013814942082009-03-06T15:45:00.000-08:002009-03-06T15:45:00.000-08:00I like the time line of the first comments. Outri...I like the time line of the first comments. Outright rejection of the idea. Five minutes late, second thoughts, gradual acceptance of the idea. A minute late, feverish excitement, frantic searching of the web. Twenty minutes later, Crushing realization that it's been done. A half hour after that, it's actually his testicles that are being sent back to him in a mailer being dropped into the mailbox. I must be getting old, the world moves so fast these days....<BR/><BR/>Where the hell did the ads go? Public service announcements? Doesn't Google realize that rent-a-tool is a public service for crying out loud? When I see a public service announcement for ending world hunger and I can't help but think of Sally Struthers, and then any ideas I might have had about sex toys, or sex in general are long gone. That is a public disservice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1969889331572754402.post-75349546279616898412009-03-05T15:59:00.000-08:002009-03-05T15:59:00.000-08:00I think you're on to something here, although not ...I think you're on to something here, although not the Rent-a-Buttplug idea--federal regulations on interstate transportation of HAZMAT ridden devices are waaaaay too restrictive. Given the goring of your turgid fan above, I think you should go into Dominatrix-by-Mail. Think of it, for a low low subscription price of say, $19.95, you too can recieve daily/weekly/monthly tongue lashing by the delivery system of your choice. Economic downturn got you stressed? Escape your problems by being verbally castigated by Mistress Claudia's lethal keyboard! Wife won't wear those leather thigh-highs you bought on Adam N Eve for your anniversary? Let Mistress Claudia ream you with her literary strap-on! Think of all of those poor frustrated male sheep out there in Suburbia, just begging for a return to the simple bliss of mother-whore oral castration. It's a veritable gold mine! You could think of it as a public service. All major credit cards accepted, plus Pay-pal....<BR/><BR/>And yes, it can only be--the Owen ShowAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1969889331572754402.post-35562566251511261462009-03-05T13:49:00.000-08:002009-03-05T13:49:00.000-08:00All great points! One request: in the future may I...All great points! <BR/><BR/>One request: in the future may I ask that you gather all your thoughts onto a piece of scrap paper and THEN transcribe them into a single comment block. And good luck with your premature ejaculation problem.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1969889331572754402.post-42434004896228546342009-03-05T13:24:00.000-08:002009-03-05T13:24:00.000-08:00It's already been done. http://www.rent-a-dildo.c...It's already been done. <BR/><BR/>http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1969889331572754402.post-72169965851931228192009-03-05T13:02:00.000-08:002009-03-05T13:02:00.000-08:00You'd do better if you didn't clean them.You'd do better if you didn't clean them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1969889331572754402.post-49282493436937302892009-03-05T13:01:00.000-08:002009-03-05T13:01:00.000-08:00You are the Jerry Springer of bloggers.You are the Jerry Springer of bloggers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1969889331572754402.post-18132601151813029182009-03-05T12:56:00.000-08:002009-03-05T12:56:00.000-08:00This is a stupid idea. Toys cant go through regua...This is a stupid idea. Toys cant go through regualar mail like DVDs. Shipping costs will be too high.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com